Thursday, July 9, 2009

OMG I MISS THE DIAMOND.

` Chlamydia: You really need to come back soon. Until then, have fun with your baby boo boo! Hahaha. We need to go to Busch together (as well as the other two, SO GET A FREAKIN PASS!). I wanna ride Apollo with you like old timesss. TEHEE!

` Weenie: I'm going to sleep over your house soon. Better make some space for a ballsack. I suh-WEAAAAAAARRR we haven't even hung out yet it makes me all anger (yes ANGER) and what not. I'M SO MAD I CAN'T GO TO WE THE KINGS! Plus, I can't believe Delgroso works at Water Country. Oh hawt dayum. HAHAHA!

` Dingleberry: MAKE ME FOOD NIGGA. And I still have your shirts. Too bad your yellow shirt doesn't like my arm pits. They're too big in that area so I only wore the purple shirt. Poopoo. Oh yeah, remind me to get Bluest Eye or whatever before I end up reading last minute again!




As for Princess Ballsack, just a few updates:
*I've been a huge bum lately, so don't expect a lot.

1. I watched Transformers. Gawd, Shia is gorgeous. Not only that, his incredible acting skills made me wanna die. And yeah, Megan Fox was super sexy too. Who isn't jealous?
2. Josh and I are still heppy! Can you believe we're going on 11 months this July?! And then a YEAR on 8.31.09?! It still gives me butterflies, the good kind. After all, Josh is Joshy Butterfly, right Weenie? Haha!
3. I'm craving some Starbucks again, or Tropical Smoothie. Let's hit the JC and dig in!
4. I went to the beach! Which means I got somewhat a little darker. Now remember that I was SUPER PAPER WHITE PALE, so don't expect a huge tan. I just got a tint of color in me now. It makes me heppy. Don't hate.
5. I think I'm going to Sarah Porter's cookout tomorrow with my Prince Charming? Yeah.
6. Busch Gardens on SATURDAY! Seriously, are you guys getting a pass or what?
7. I've been waking up really early lately, like around 7-8 AM. I dunno why. Like today I woke up around 8:30. I think Josh's wake up calls just kinda set an alarm in my head so I can wake up by myself now. But summer days feel longer now. Yay!
8. That's all for now, I'm hungry. BREAKFAST TIME!



Diamonds are gonna chill next week, seriously.


*muah!
Princess Ballsack.

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