` I guess I'll be first to post, being Princess and all. I mean, DUH! You wouldn't want a tiny weenie or a girl with chlamydia to begin the of
ficial diamond blog spot right? Who cares if that weenie is the cutest one? And who gives a crap if all the guys are attracted to Miss Chlamydia? But I'm pretty sure y'all are relieved that the 'man' didn't start posting the first blog right? Especially one with dingle berries. Gross! Talk about personal hygiene. Haha. I kid, I kid. You all know I'm not really that stuck up in person. At least I shouldn't be. After all, it's not very attractive being called a ball sack from across the hallway when I'm trying to get to class. Thanks guys, you rock (sarcasm included: 50%) Now before I continue, I think I should add a little reminder to you guys (mainly to the readers who are not a part of our little invisible diamond and/or people who are not very familiar with me). As shown above, half the things I write are not to be taken seriously. Sarcasm is my body's natural defense against stupid. I also can't help my ECCWD (Extremely Corny & Cheesy Writing Disorder). I've had it ever since I picked up my first pencil and wrote my first sentence. There's no medication for it so I suggest you either skip my blogs or get ove
r it. C: I have a feeling my blogs are going to be really long. My honey knows how much I love writing (haha). I'll try not to make them too boring, and I'll try to stick to one topic. But I dunno if I can promise that last one. Anywho-dee-doo.. since this blog is officially open I don't know where to start! Well first of all, tomorrow is our the last day of school! Can you guys believe we're going to be juniors this fall? Holy crap. We're going to have fun this summer. Let's start it off with the usual girls night "in" at Dingleberry's house sometime this week. I know Chlamydia has to babysit on Thursday, so how about Friday? Eh. I forgot I have to go over my stupid math equations for the Pre Calc exam. It wasn't that hard was it, Weenie? BLAH. Whatever. I'm just ready to start summer vacation. c: Which reminds me...did you get your AP English books yet, Dingleberry? I didn't.
Oh poop. I hate school.
ficial diamond blog spot right? Who cares if that weenie is the cutest one? And who gives a crap if all the guys are attracted to Miss Chlamydia? But I'm pretty sure y'all are relieved that the 'man' didn't start posting the first blog right? Especially one with dingle berries. Gross! Talk about personal hygiene. Haha. I kid, I kid. You all know I'm not really that stuck up in person. At least I shouldn't be. After all, it's not very attractive being called a ball sack from across the hallway when I'm trying to get to class. Thanks guys, you rock (sarcasm included: 50%) Now before I continue, I think I should add a little reminder to you guys (mainly to the readers who are not a part of our little invisible diamond and/or people who are not very familiar with me). As shown above, half the things I write are not to be taken seriously. Sarcasm is my body's natural defense against stupid. I also can't help my ECCWD (Extremely Corny & Cheesy Writing Disorder). I've had it ever since I picked up my first pencil and wrote my first sentence. There's no medication for it so I suggest you either skip my blogs or get ove
r it. C: I have a feeling my blogs are going to be really long. My honey knows how much I love writing (haha). I'll try not to make them too boring, and I'll try to stick to one topic. But I dunno if I can promise that last one. Anywho-dee-doo.. since this blog is officially open I don't know where to start! Well first of all, tomorrow is our the last day of school! Can you guys believe we're going to be juniors this fall? Holy crap. We're going to have fun this summer. Let's start it off with the usual girls night "in" at Dingleberry's house sometime this week. I know Chlamydia has to babysit on Thursday, so how about Friday? Eh. I forgot I have to go over my stupid math equations for the Pre Calc exam. It wasn't that hard was it, Weenie? BLAH. Whatever. I'm just ready to start summer vacation. c: Which reminds me...did you get your AP English books yet, Dingleberry? I didn't.Oh poop. I hate school.
You may be seated now.
*muah,
Princess Ballsack.
*muah,
Princess Ballsack.
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