diamonds are forever.

YAO!

2009-08-19T17:55:00.000-07:00

HI GUYS. It's Silvia. Just wanted to say hello. So it's so fuhREAKing gay we didn't chill all summer. So funny. Like all four of us. But hey, school should bring us back I guess. OH POOPY. but I love you all and I hope you guys are having fun. Wanted to update real quick just to let yall know I miss you dearly. OH-KAY TIME TO BOUNCE! Byebye!

-PRINCESS BALLSACK!

Helllllooooo !

2009-07-24T16:41:00.000-07:00

Hey you guys ... finally writing a new blog lol. So sorry I haven't been talking to ya'll very much lately. I've been pretty busy working and doing things with the church. But I have a few things to tell you guys / update yall on certain things. Basically I've been setting myself straight with God and that's one reason why I've been so distant from everyone. I knew that if I hung out with yall as much as I wanted I would have been somewhat distracted from what I was trying to accomplish from God. I realized that I've always been saying how I'm so in love with God and how I want to do all these things for him, but in NO WAY have my actions shown that. My personality is still somewhat the same I just don't have many of the desires that I use to have anymore. Like drinking, cursing, and stealing.. All those things didn't make me happy, it just made things worse. But now I'm FINALLY happy and satisfied on how my life is going after I went to camp and gave up all my ways to God and decided to go on a new journey and try to do things God's way. I mean I know I may sound like one of those Jesus Freaks, but hey if that's how people want to know me as then let it be. I'm not arguing with that because I am! I just don't care what people think of me anymore, especially after this transformation I'm going through, shooot, it's for me not anyone else. I may lose friends because of my change and new attitude, but if that's the way things are gonna be I'm not going to get all offensive over it and just gonna let things take it's place. Ha, and I'm going to be completely honest, and I'm not trying to offend anyone but if it does I'm sorry, I knew that if I continued to hang out with you guys then I would not have accomplished anything that I wanted to. Not saying you guys are bad people, because you're not at all. It's just all the cussing and drinking was overwhelming after a while. And me being me didn't say anything about how I felt with it when I knew I should have and just went right on with you guys doing the same stuff and that wasn't right. I don't know how much longer I'm going to be distant from the <> but it's going to be as long as I need to make sure everything is straight in my life. Again I say I'm sorry for holding this back and taking this long to update you guys about it. I'm not mad at anyone and I'm not trying to ditch yall or anything, it's just one of those times where I need to be alone and get things together.

Buttttttt, here's an update on how things went at camp and stuff..
Me and Elijah were more friends than anything around each other and that's the only vibe we got for now. But we still enjoyed our time around each other. I was pretty sick the whole week at camp to the point I was passing out and had no voice. I made BIG commitments to God about a lot of things and I'm not trying to break those commitments. As each day goes by I realize how sick I've been getting and stirring up the courage to go to the doctors. (sorry this blog is boring..) Last but not least, I've been talking to this guy named Steffen for a little while, he's korean and white. He's sweet and stuff but there are some flaws. I'm not trying to rush into a relationship but we'll see how this goes. I'm really starting to like him? It's questionable. Oh kristine, I have mae's jacket and your plaid shirt that I need to give you, so I might drop it by one day after work or something. But I really do hope you all are doing well and having a good summer, I know I am lol, I'm getting darker. But God Bless and Much Love you guys <3> Laterrrr!

The Heart Throb

summer nights

2009-07-10T22:37:00.000-07:00

to update on what happened yesterday, me and terry went to the ALL TIME LOW/WE THE KINGS/CARTEL/DAYS DIFFERENCE concert. and OMFG! was it the best! me terry and maelyn were in the mother fuckin mosh pit! it was insane! but we were in the front row! hell yea. it was great. but like we were getting pushed around and i was pushing people. i was getting so pissed off i was about to fight like a million bitches. and then there was all these guys rubbin their balls on my ass. like i totally felt it! i was like woah i feel silvia grinding on me. lmao. there was a guy infront of us that looked exactly like dakota! and he was backing up on me i was like woah oh dakota touchy feely now are we? ;) and since when do 6 foot tall niggas need to stand in the front!?! annoying as hell. OH and we got to MEET all time low. ah! we all got a free poster and they signed it :) it was great. they're so hot. i wanted to like hop over the table! ha jack! i was talking to him the most! we were so flirting :) he said he was going to look for me in the crowd but a tall nigga was in front of me. we got to take a picture with the drummer and guitarist of cartel :) and then my cousin,ate sinta, got drunk! it was so embarassing! she was like trying to take pictures with random ass people! and we were so hungry we went to mcdonalds twice in less than 2 hours! it was so nasty. i like never want to look at mcdonalds again! i highly recommand for you to listen to the all time low nothing personal album, its amazing. its all i listen to. and listen to days difference they're really good too! so me and terry are trying to go to warped tour! whos down? i want to see my babys all time low and we the kings ;) but can you guys handle it? ha like its going to be insane! mosh pitting even more intense! but im so down. me and terry are so obsssed with concerts now!
we're trying to go to as many as possible. ugh we're so sore! like my whole body is aching from the mosh pits and stuff. but it was so worth it. ball sack! you really need to sleep over! i miss you! your the only one i havent seen since i've been back! what the heck! and chlamydia, your back! it went by pretty fast. it felt like you never even left. we all need to hang out ASAP! but im sleepy im gonna head to bed. LOVE YA BITCHES

peace out,
cute weenie

OMG I MISS THE DIAMOND.

2009-07-09T05:33:00.000-07:00

` Chlamydia: You really need to come back soon. Until then, have fun with your baby boo boo! Hahaha. We need to go to Busch together (as well as the other two, SO GET A FREAKIN PASS!). I wanna ride Apollo with you like old timesss. TEHEE!

` Weenie: I'm going to sleep over your house soon. Better make some space for a ballsack. I suh-WEAAAAAAARRR we haven't even hung out yet it makes me all anger (yes ANGER) and what not. I'M SO MAD I CAN'T GO TO WE THE KINGS! Plus, I can't believe Delgroso works at Water Country. Oh hawt dayum. HAHAHA!

` Dingleberry: MAKE ME FOOD NIGGA. And I still have your shirts. Too bad your yellow shirt doesn't like my arm pits. They're too big in that area so I only wore the purple shirt. Poopoo. Oh yeah, remind me to get Bluest Eye or whatever before I end up reading last minute again!

As for Princess Ballsack, just a few updates:
*I've been a huge bum lately, so don't expect a lot.

1. I watched Transformers. Gawd, Shia is gorgeous. Not only that, his incredible acting skills made me wanna die. And yeah, Megan Fox was super sexy too. Who isn't jealous?
2. Josh and I are still heppy! Can you believe we're going on 11 months this July?! And then a YEAR on 8.31.09?! It still gives me butterflies, the good kind. After all, Josh is Joshy Butterfly, right Weenie? Haha!
3. I'm craving some Starbucks again, or Tropical Smoothie. Let's hit the JC and dig in!
4. I went to the beach! Which means I got somewhat a little darker. Now remember that I was SUPER PAPER WHITE PALE, so don't expect a huge tan. I just got a tint of color in me now. It makes me heppy. Don't hate.
5. I think I'm going to Sarah Porter's cookout tomorrow with my Prince Charming? Yeah.
6. Busch Gardens on SATURDAY! Seriously, are you guys getting a pass or what?
7. I've been waking up really early lately, like around 7-8 AM. I dunno why. Like today I woke up around 8:30. I think Josh's wake up calls just kinda set an alarm in my head so I can wake up by myself now. But summer days feel longer now. Yay!
8. That's all for now, I'm hungry. BREAKFAST TIME!

Diamonds are gonna chill next week, seriously.

*muah!
Princess Ballsack.

hello loves

2009-07-05T21:07:00.001-07:00

hey! :) i miss you guys way too much! where has everyone been? how was your guys' 4th of july? mine was cool. i went to va beach and mount trashmore. trying to go boy hunting ;) ha not working good. omfg i am so in love with aj rafael! he sings amazing. i want to have sex with his voice. youtube him. you should listen to miley cyrus the climb. cause he sings it wayyyy better than her. uhhh :) lydia chlaymdia! your leaving me for a whole week :( hurry up and come home! but i bet your excited to see elija! terbear and ballsack! are you coming to the concert? if you are are you riding with me? haha maeyln is trying to hook me up with her friends best friend. ha hes alright. he graduated already. im texting now :/ hahah i dont know. lydia! your blogs are like forever extra small font! im like up close and personal to the screen. ah sorry if this is boring. im painting my nails. ugh i always mess up so end up like doing it a million times. omg everytime i open my phone i see my shirtless boyfriend :) taylor mother fuckin lautner! sex sex sexy! whooo im gonna have his baby! haha anywayss, you know i was wondering you know how we're the diamond and those white girls are the square. what if they're like trying to make fun of us? wtf!?! thats not cool if they are. or are they serious and really calling themselves that? ha i want to get tan! like really bad. i got a little tanner but its not a huge difference :( its kinda sad.i want to go to va beach again! i love it there. its so much nicer. i can actually go in the water. but anywho, i think im gonna go now. bye love ya bitches :)

signing off,
The cute weenie

Goodbye Newport News, Hello Roanoke!

2009-07-05T19:07:00.000-07:00

Gah, I am so excited you guys! You don't even understand, I've been waiting for this this upcoming week for a YEAR! Lol. But ...

I will miss my

diamond <>

terribly!

On the plus side I see Elijah Baby <3 ballsack and dingleberry been?!?! Good I hope. So when I get back are we going to hang out? Bcuz it's been well, a very longggg time since we all hung out. And I'm sorry if this blog is kinda boring but I'm just too excited to think right at the moment. Uhhh, I have an announcement to make; I think I might want to join the military. I'm not even sure what I want to do anymore, it's really starting to stress me out! UGH! Anywho, I'm going to head out now because I have to wake up early.

Much love,

The Heart Throb <3

FIREWORKS!

2009-07-04T22:22:00.000-07:00

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY DIAMOND BABIES!!!!!!
(Well yesterday was .. now it's july 5th. gah!) We hope you enjoyed delicious grilled crap and have seen lovely fireworks go boom boom pow! hehehe. Terry and I are downstairs about to sleep on the ground. Her family took over. I miss you diamonds. I can't believe we didn't chill yet. JEEZ.

*muahmuah!*,
Ballsack Princess Pak
Dingly man.

Princess Pak is back!

2009-06-28T18:38:00.000-07:00

` I didn't really go anywhere but it rhymed (the title I mean). Hey girly girls! Ah! What happened to the daily blogging? Haha. I guess we're all pretty caught up in the lovely summer. I know I am! Hehe. Well Chlamydia, your job seems pretty cool. Lifting boxes and becoming mini super woman? Yeah yeah? Bringing home the CASH MANEY! I need a job! I always seem to be broke. Bleh. Then again I am a princess so my mummy and papa always gives me some cash. Hahahaha. La la la. What have you been up to Dingly? Still hanging there all stinky and digested? I bet you are! We still have to bike some more. I'm glad we at least went like four or five times though. Ahaha. And plus I slept over twice so it made up for some sweet darney time. Har har har! Oh and Weenie! I'm sad we didn't have behind the wheel together like we said. I need to sign up for it but I'm too lazy. Ew lazy me. Well let's see. OH YEAH! FREAKIN BILLY MAYS DIED. WHA THE FOCK? Oxi Clean commercials are going to be sad to watch now. My dad was like.. what the heck. Oh poop. But And on top of it all MJ passes away too. Ah.. that's so sad. I was like.. no freakin way? King of Pop and King of Commercials are both gone in the same month?! I don't mean to sound silly cause it's not funny but seriously... it's upsetting! Rawr. Oh doodoo. Anyway the other day I went to Virginia Beach with my church youth group but I was with Jashy the whole time. We watched the IMAX thing but I thought we were going to an aquarium (more detail on happylittledolly.blogspot.com) hahaha. Gawsh. You guys, we haven't played in a while! I want some Tropical Smoothie! It's random I know but we should go there soon. And I know you guys are all staring at that mouth watering blended fruit and yogurt delicious scrum-dillyumscious smoothie picture on the left side right there right? Cause I sure am even as I'm typing and I want it even more now. Oh my gawd that looks so good. *droooooool*. Just like Ryan Reynolds on Proposal (and yes Weenie, that movie was the funniest I've seen in a long long time). Oh my gawd we needa watch that again, all four of us. I almost died when Ryan Reynolds had his shirt off. Hahahaha. Lucky Sandra Bullock. Wow. Off topic big time. See how A.D.D. I am?! My gawd. Anywhodeedo! Let's all decide to be free sometime this week or something okay? Ahhh! I was playing Tetris all freaking day on omgpop.com cause Josh was beating me last night 21 times. But today I got really good at killing people so I finally beat him a few times. Hahaha. I remember playing tetris on Wii at my house. Me and Weenie were like disgustingly gross losers and freakin Dingly girl and Chlam Throb were like killing us. But I think if we have a rematch I could totally kick your YOU KNOW WHAT. Hehe. Okay well I think I'm done rambling. I did absolutely nothing today but sit on the computer and watch Artificial Intelligence. Which by the way is like one of my favorite movies hehehe! I saw it on On Demand on Cinnemax and when the title popped up I freaked out cause I haven't seen it in ages! Oh, I love Teddy! He's so cute even though his voice is all deep and stuff. I want a bear like that! I WANT A SUPER TOY! You guys might not know what I'm talking about but whatever. Haley Joel Osmet is freakin cute too! I would totally keep him if he was my robot boy! Oh my gawd I could watch that movie like 500 times! Call me weird, but I actually like weird robot futuristic movies like that. Hahaha!!! Okay I'm gonna stop sounding stupid.

I'm done rambling forreal this time.

*muah,
Princess Ballsack

goodbye new jersey

2009-06-26T14:50:00.000-07:00

it cute weenie signing in. this is a good and bad day. i dont want to leave here, i love it here. but i miss my diamond! i feel like i havent seen you guys in ages. ah, hopefully i can see you guys soon! and what are you guys doing like sometime sunday to tuesday? cause terry is sleeping over my house. wow thats a first. haha and dont forget ball sack, oh and lydia and terry you guys have to draw on my closet :) yea we should do it this week. nigga nigga, lydia probably cant sleepover though because of her work. but you can come after. man im a busy busy girl. me and terry are hanging out with tommy and allen sometime this week. and im hanging out with thomas maybe deshawn sometime this week too. ugh whats with all these niggas. haha, boys suck so bad. i always have problems. but anywho, whats everyone been up to? this time i havent talked to my sexy princess ball sack lately. omg, werewolf your blog is small as shit! my face was like 2 inches away from the screen trying to read it. lmfao i dont have my glasses. oh no, my foot is asleep. i feel like i gained like a gazillion pounds here. all i do is freakin eat! im so fat. i had a dream that i was 129 lbs. omfg! that means i gained 17 lbs in one week. that would suck. i went shopping way too much here! on the way here we had a lot of room in our car, now theres no room what so ever. but my big ass basketball thing i won at 6 flags takes up the whole backseat. damnnn, haha i dont even know where im going to put that shit. haha, i miss my baby jacobbb. ohh i just watched my boyfriend fight robots :) it was so good, but it was kind of hard focusing cause hes so sexy. and i watched proposal that was good too, ryan renolds with no clothes! whooo hes so sexy too. omg! michael jackson :( thats so sad. and ferrah fawcett and ed mcmahon. even though i hardly know who they are, it sucsk that they're deaths are like hidden because of michael jacksons. oh and i heard oprah has swine flu! what the heck. hahahah sorry about the boring blog.

Signing off,
the cute weenie

... Guess Who ? !

2009-06-23T08:39:00.000-07:00

. . . C H L A M Y D I A " T H E H E A R T T H R O B "

My oh my how I miss you all dearly! Sorry that I've been pretty M.I.A. but that'll be fixed soon enough. MAN you guys, work is tough! I thought I was just going to be working with kids, when in reality I'm doing a lot more than just that. I'm gaining MUSCLES! Hahaha, like we also do this food charity thing for the low income people and we have to load and unload all these boxes and etc, and let me tell you ... THEY ARE HEAVY AS CRAP! For once I actually want a massage (but not on the shoulders lol). Work is great though. Ahh, sorry if this blog is boring, I'm trying to update you guys as much as I can. So for this job I have to make 2 commitments ... 1st commitment is to do all the days of ROCK unless I'm sick or something and the 2nd commitment is to have no relationships with anyone (boyfriend wise, lol). Oh well, I'm just fine with that. Mhh, but my work schedule is Mon - Fri (sometimes Sat) from 8:30 am to 1:30 - 3:30 pm. But let me remind you that I'm still going to be chillling with you guys after work and stuff haha. I just may be somewhat tired. OMGOSH! So there's this one chick I have to work with, and let me tell you ... she is soooooo slow and whatnot. Like she was home-schooled and everything and can barely spell but tries to boss ME around ... oh HECK no. hahahhaa, she's gonna be put in her place tomorrow LMBO. Dude, me, my boss, and my boss's daughter are the closest out of all the staff and the chick tried to joke on my boss and her daughter and lie to them! hahaha, but I stuck up for them and told her off. But this nigga stole food from our job! DA HECK?! Hahaha, okay enough about work. Other than all that I've been getting myself together with God and all that and getting a lot better, but I'm happier so that's a plus. Ummmm, you guys, we really need some DIAMOND time :D Hahaha, cuz I can't do this ... I went like 2 weeks without seeing yall :/ Not goood ....... but I know it's mostly my fault for being busy and crap. But ahhhhh! I'ma be gone July 6-10th for camp with ELIJAH :)<333 hahahahhaha, but yeah I'm sleepy now so I'm going to bed, sorry this was reaaaallllllyyyyyyyyyyyy boring :/ ..... BUT i love you guys and be Blessed!

- Lydia SANCLARRR ;)

Short & Simple

2009-06-21T13:39:00.000-07:00

` So this post will probably be a lot smaller than the average length I usually write. Only because I have to go to Portsmouth soon with Roseae to drop off my Mommy at a meeting? I dunno. But we're eating Chipotle tonight! YAY How yum yum in my tum tum! But what happened to our lovely Chlamydia? Hey you! Heart throb? Are you still alive? We've been wondering about you. You should like post a one sentence or one word blog post telling us you didn't die yet. Haha. We miss you. AND TEXT ME BACK WOMAN! Haha. When we're all back together we should go to the movies. I dunno but I've been in a movie mood lately. And UP was the greatest movie EVER! Except the 3-D glasses didn't make much of a difference except making the screen look blacker. Eh well they're here now. I guess I'll write more tonight or tomorrow. I love you. I hope you don't get too drunk in Jersey my cute ass weenie! Oh and I'm sleeping over my Honey's house on Tuesday? I hope Jake's little friend is gone by then. TEEHEE jkjk (not.) I GOTTA JET!

I told you. short and shimple!

*MUAH,
Princess Ballsack!

helloo from new jersey

2009-06-20T14:38:00.000-07:00

hey, its the cute weenie here again. sorry if i keep blogging. haha. so im here in new jersey now, the ride was uncomfortable. i slept most the ride though. i miss you guys already! ahh. and im really going to miss my princess and my terbear. im not going to see you guys for like an extra week. WTF?!?! when are you guys coming back from new jersey? and werewolf, what are you doing saturday? or whatever cause like i want to see you. i feel like i havent seen you in forever! ahh i miss you guys! ughh so, i have to tell you guys something. i dont know if i should do it on here for everyone to read? so i guess you can text me or i'll just tell you when i see you. so im at my cousins house and its raining :/ ughh and i brought like all shorts. and theres a party downstairs. haha. whatever, i'll be here for a while. so i think im just going to get everyone a key chain. is everyone ok with that? if nottt you can tell me what you want, and if you dont then your gonna get a tight ass key chain :) my stomach hurts. wtf! yea the party downstairs is kinda awkward. i dont really know anyone down there. stupid filipinos and always running late. i look like a computer geek loner cause i keep getting on the computer. lol. soo i took that facebook quiz the one thats like whats your sterotype or whatever haha im a cheerleader. what the heck. im so not. whats with me and cheerleaders? im too short fat and non flexible for that, for gods sake i cant even do a kart wheel. haha these niggas are WILDING they gave my brother a beer. haha give me a wine cooler shittt. im trying to fuzzy it up lmao. im readyyyyy to get drunk! shittttt. im in need. my life is stressful. ha sorry if this is boring, i feel like all my blogs are boring. i want something sweet, terbear ;) haha i keep eating. ughhhh. so what are you guys doing today? i only talked to terbear today. lydia where have you been? ballsackkkkkk i love you and your hot ass princess genitals. its like pouring rain! omfg. terbear, did you say anything to those two cute boys? hha we are constantly trying to find a boy. but its ok its fun! haha i should find me a boy up here yumm :) but like ughhh, um with my gay brother. i'll sneak away from him and go talk to random guys! and im going to talk to hs friend jsut for you! haha im tired of always texting you guys whenever i do a blog, so this time im just not going to tell you and you guys can find out. hhaha. you'll probably read this like 5 days later. haha nigga!nigga!nigga!nigga!nigga!nigga!nigga!nigga!nigga!nigga!nigga!nigga!nigga!nigga!nigga!nigga!nigga! hah im bored, and i dont feel like going back there, cause im gonna look stuuupid. but i look like a loner up here. so i guess i'll go back down. i love you guyssss!

signing out,

the cute weenie

DARNEY TIME!

2009-06-19T17:55:00.000-07:00

` Hello my cute jewel people! It's Princess Ballsack, posting with Dinglebery man! "He's" like making some tattoo thing thingie on my arm hahaha. Anyway, today was fun! Honey and Darling finally had some DARNEY TIME! Well first we went biking in the park and I saw a lot of deer. I swear, I'm like an animal lover. I pointed out every deer and rabbit and bird and hahahahaha. I hear a little boy crying. Dingleberry just came to the rescue. HAHAHA HAHAHA nevermind it was a little girl. She has like a boy cry. Ow! wtf my arm is stinging. I think my honey poisoned me :C. Hmm, anyway, guess what guys? I made a seperate blogspot. Hahahaha. I was bored, sorry. But yeah, GUESS WHAT NIGGAS?! I'm going to Atlantic City with Dinglyberry. She says YAY I'M ON A BOAT MOTHA FUCKAAAAAA. haha. Oh baby. Chlamydia I really miss you. We were talking about you today and we wanted you on the bike ride! Rawr. We had some freakin yummy pasta from Sheilane. Hehehe. Oh yeah and cutie cutie CUTIE GIRL, I'll miss you in NJ! Gosh, we're all leaving! We really need some diamond power sheeeeeeeit. Let's like, party like a rockstarrr!!!!! Oh and I think I got a tint of tan you guys! Or my face is just red. Poop. This post is a little random but whatever. I love you guys. And yes teenie weenie, I did have fun with Joshy Butterfly! And I guess markers would be easier to paint with! We should let Terbear and Leedeeuh to make some cute picture too so it would be like a closet of diamond graffiti crap. ahahah. Well yeah I feel gay and fat. Uhhh.. yeah and I wanna go to the We the Kings concert! TERRY SAYS YES SHE CAN TOO! So all we need to hear from is the sexy heart throb ladieee! Hahaha. Raaaahh! I'm a buffalo! Terry is a cow! Mooo. We miss you two pretties! Hehehe. Tell me when you guys are free next next week since that seems to be the only time you guys are down in Virginia! Okay? OKAY!!! OH YES! LET'S GO!

We miss you guys.

*muah,
Princess Ballsack
Dingleberry Man

goodbye virginia

2009-06-19T15:10:00.000-07:00

helloooo :) its the cute weenie! im leaving for new jersey at like 3 in the freaking morning! and its 6:20 and im procrastinating on packing. i really dont feel like it i have like a big pile of clothes on my bed. im not coming back till friday :( im gonna miss my infested ballsack of chlamydia that dangles with dingleberry. and im not going to see my terbear for extra long because shes going to new jersey too on friday! wtf!?! haha but when i come back i better be playing with my ballsack full of chlamydia. i feel like i havent seen you guys in foreverrrr! what the hell is that about? terry and silvia did you guys go biking today? is my werewolf feeling better? did my princess have fun playing with joshy butterfly? my nigga dog is whylin. hes biting everything! im pretty upset lydia and silvia missed me and terrys paint fight! omfg taylor swift raps! hahaha wtf!?! hahahahahha sorry if this is like really random. im pretty bored. i hope i go to new york!<33>what do you guys want? from like new jersey, cause im not sure yet if im going to new york. im so not ready for this 8 hour drive! ahhhh. so are you guys coming to the we the kings concert? i think youuu should! do you want to ride with me ate sinta and maelyn? i need to buy my ticket like asap. its only like $18 plus like $5 ticket fee. so yea. i think when terry gets back we all need to hang out and most likly sleep over terrys house :) haha. lydia, did you get that summer job? i hope so. but when are you going to that camp thingy? cause whenever your going we're def hanging out. my hot ass princess when are you coming over my house to draw on my closet??? are you going to do it in marker or paint? i have a shit load of markers. but we can go to the store and buy paint. whichever you want to do cause your doing it. haha i think lydia and terry should come over too! yay schools over. its the second day of summer, and im still lazy! i slept for like half the day. but im excited we're juniors now! upperclass men niggas! we all need a class together! if we do the teacher literally will hate us! she would never sit us together! we all need a lunch too :) im going to be upset if we dont! cause i wouldnt know who to sit with. ew i can jsut picture the first day of school. i hate that shit. having to find people you know. we're all definitely meeting somewhere before school starts, oh cause you know i'd have my license :) i probably have to pick up yall niggas :) ahhh thats exciting though. sorry if this blog is boring. ew, my butt is numb from sitting on this nasty hard wood floor. well i should go pack now. byeee<> and virginia. im lucky im in love with my best friends! 나는 당신을 사랑합니다. mahal kita. je t'aime.te iubesc.ti amo.ich liebe dich. i love you!

Let's Start This Summer Off Great!

2009-06-18T23:08:00.000-07:00

(ew that picture looks weird and gross haha)

well kristinnny and I's summer so far was pretttay lazy, chill and fun! At first we were lazzzy little things, but then we chilled and had to babysit blah but lastly the funnest part was driving to HOTWINGS (korey joo i actually thought of you haha) by ourselves and then laterrr at night a paint fight that just happended randomly ha but we wished you guys were here to enjoy our paint fight it would have been wayyyy more funn if we had a ballsack and a chlamydia infested to our dingleberry weenie time tonight but next time hopefully soon we will conjoin all together at one of our houses but most likely mines hahaha but yes yes it will be fun even if we act gay with backrub moans and hair playing sleeps and maybe even slapping paint all over our bodies but thats okay because we are diamond. were like sisters ha and we can act like silly balls of stupidness and it wouldn't matter because were close like that. and whoever thinks less than they can suck on someones whispering eyes! ha but, yeah kristinny is still here and she's remaking our diamonds anklets since the ones I made, I used a washable marker which just washed off :( so she's using a permenant marker and now the colors are dark instead of the bright looking ones but its okay ha. well I CANT WAIT TILL WE ALL CAN HANG!! and dearest silviahhh darling it looked like you had a wonderful time with mr. joshhhy bike riding and canoeing hopefully we all can do that this summer :D and lydia chlam chlam? how was your summer so far, babysitting right? but yeah i hope you get that church job girl! OMG LYDIA! your song is playing right now... 1234 uno dos tres cuatro.. i know you want me, you know I want ya! ha I love you girl! hehe oh man silvia ballsackster i hope seriously we better have classes together this year because freshmen and sophmore year kicked our asses but also I hope we ALL have atleast ONE class together! and that teacher will definitely love us to death hahahahaha sike! but omg were rising freakin JUNIORS! heck yessss! well Im going to say bye bye now since it's currently 2:46AM ha Goodnight, actually Goodmorning again haha I always write these post at night geez but yeah terrydingleberry signing out :P

HAPPY SUMMER!

2009-06-18T16:29:00.000-07:00

`Guess what my precious little diamonds? Today is June 18, 2009! You know what that means right? Our first day of that sweet, sweet, suh-weeeeet, school-free break that lasts til SEPTEMBER! Now, I've been waiting for this day since last September and it's a pretty good feeling :D. Hehehe. Unfortunately, I didn't start off the summer with you little girlfriends, but I did spend it with my Prince Charming! We went canoeing and bike riding at the camp site of Newport News Park! It was so freaking hot though. My back felt all disguting and sweaty. Ewww. And I wasn't much help when we went canoeing since Josh pretty much did everything. I kinda just sat there and enjoyed the summer day with my lovely boyfriend. Hehehehe! But yes, yes! Honey, you must make me some breakfast! When did you say you were coming back down? I wanna sleep over as soon as you return! We need some DARNEY time cause I miss you. Plus, I have to decorate your closet door little miss CUTIE! I didn't forget! And I still haven't been to your house! Jeez, I'm missing out. But yeah, Chlamydia.. that root canal sounds scary. Roseae got a root canal but surprisngly she didn't feel a thing, and later on she felt fine too. A lot of people who I've heard had root canals told me it wasn't even that bad. Hopefully you're fine. If not, come over and sleep in my cute little clean re-decorated room! It'll make you feel better I'm SURE! Ahhhh! Next year is gonna be weird. I won't have English with you, Weenie! Cause I'll be in AP English! You butthole, you should have joined me haha. That's so sad though. We used to like blurt out answers to each other during tests and Mr. Vann didn't even care. LOL We need to read Zoria too. HAHA Oh man. On the other hand, I have a chance of finally being in a class with my 'man'. Seriously, we always sign up for the same classes but it never works out! I think I'm gonna cry if we have nothing together in our junior year. We should blow up Woodside if it happens again. Something just keeps seperating us! And I at least want Chemistry with my always-in-pain-and-getting-sick-heart-throb-girlfriend-for-lifey! Science was fun with you! I'll miss you making me 'moan' in Biology. HAHAHAHA. (Totally homo). But wouldn't it be funny if we all ended up having one same class? I think the teacher would shoot us or something hahaha. Eh but whatever. Summer's here. I dunno why I always talk about school when it's summer. Guhross!

I need to stop.

Happy Summer my lovelies!

*muah,
Princess Ballsack.

HELLLOOOOO :D

2009-06-17T20:37:00.000-07:00

well well well its DINGLEBERRRRY on theee spot here! hmmm well lydia im sooo sorrry too hear about your mouth atleast you got it checked!!!! you looked like a chimpmunk today but a cute one haha! wellllll im kind of hyperrrr i do not know why lol at first weenie and i were chill but then we got hyper all of sudden when we got nutellaaa and watermelooon ha. asi si que no puedo esperar hasta que todos los hiper obtener juntos! joka tapauksessa, niin kuinka jokaisen kuin yö tähän mennessä? tai aamulla, jos luette tämän aamulla haha tai iltapäivällä lol hm niin. Фінська? ayeee HAHA 물론 다이아몬드는 영원히있습니다. (just for you damn koreans :D)hmmmmmm! this post is soooooo RANDOM! sauf c'est juste moi. merde!!!!!!! haha puntang ina too. ha well my night was a blasttttttt! if you guys havent figured if i told you when i had my blow up at the world haa.... what a PEACHFUCKER! sorry for my nasty french! well yeahhhhhh this is gonna be a short post since i already made one with kristinnnny! haha mahal kita, je t'aime, 나는 당신을 사랑합니다,ti odio, t'estimo,ฉันรักเธอ,eu te amo!!! hehe don't you guys love it how you have to translate everything to know what im saying! im freaking millionligual! haha yeahhh soooo it's 12:08 AM GOODMORNING haha yeahh well dingleberry signing out! :D

i wanna make breakfast for you guys sooon or dinner hehe :)

'sup ladies & gentlemen ;)

2009-06-17T19:22:00.000-07:00

`It's the heart throb here reporting for duty . Haha , so I don't really know what to write on here .. therefore it'll be pretty R A N D O M . Anyways , I went to my emergency dentist appointment today (O.o) and my oh my , I almost CRAPPED in my pants . I was freaking out ! Mainly because I'm terrified of those needles they use and it was just oh so scaryyy . So this weird guy ... N E V E R had him before walks in right ... and I'm just thinking like "OH MY EFFIN GOSH , WHO IS THIS MAN , AND WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?!" Let me tell you ; he was the scariest looking dentist I have ever seen mainly because he talked with his eyes WIDE open and like had no emotion in his voice . So he was asking me all these questions and stuck his big ole finger in my swollen mouth . THAT ISH HURT :/ Then he was like "hmmm , it seems as though your tooth is very healthy on the outside but as it was trying to be developed inside , it just didn't mature . So you have quite a unique / different tooth there young lady .. but it also got infected since it was so soft on the inside . " My thoughts were just like " G R E A T FMYFREAKINGLIFE ! " Next thing I hear is I'm going to be put on all these medications and have to get a stupid ROOT CANAL ! ARE YOU SERIOUS !! A FREAKING ROOT CANAL ! DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH PAIN I AM GOING TO BE IN AND HOW LONG I WON'T BE ABLE TO EAT NORMAL FOOD ?! Gahhh , I hate this . I am so scared and like they told me how they weren't going to put me to sleep and just numb my mouth .. UGH .. meaning those big a - - needles are going back into my little mouth . Hahahaha, and to make things better my friend was in there making matters wayyy worse and freaking me out . lmbo. For instance , I was just sitting in THE CHAIR waiting patiently for them to do their experiments ( lol lemme stop ) and she goes " OMG LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT NEEDLE ! " and I start freaking out and turned around just to see nothing there . Mannn what a disaster . lol but yeah .. Dang this is kinda long , sorry ... I'm bored and everyone over here is asleep and I have nothing better to do . But yeah , so now I'm on this amoxicillin ( or however you spell it ) med and ibueprofen ( also sp ) and have to eat this probiotic yogurt every 6 hours , twice a day . On the other hand though , the lady for my church job " ROCK " gave me my application today , so if I qualify for the job I start my training next Weds ! I'm excited , Ima be bringing in some D O U G H lol . So yeah . Ahhh ! DIAMONDS , we really do need to hang out soon though cuz I miss us all 4 being together . Haha . Well let me go do my essay for that job and eat my NASTY yogurt . ha .

Much love,

The Heart Throb <3

bonjour l'ete

2009-06-17T17:27:00.000-07:00

hello summer goodbye school :) this is kristine "the cute one" or weenie and terry " the man" or dingleberry. we're juniors now! woot woot. upperclass men bitch! we're chillen here at terrys house. sorry if this is kinda boring to all yall other niggas. but hey, ball sack and chlamydia i think you guys should be here! we all need to hang out cause we havent in forever. wtf is that about? but im leaving saturday like early early morning. terbear is making me an anklet. and i think she made you one too ball sack, chlamydia already has one. do you feel better? i hope so. and princess did you hang out with joshy butterly today? ahhhhhhhhh this nigga is trying to burn me with a lighter! she is wilding! and shes laughing at me cause im scared. wtf this nigga! haha we just got back from the mall and i got a shirt bra and underwear, ball sack! i got the same underwear as you, the black lace one. now we're matching haha :) my back hurts :/ i have such bad posture. oh me and terry want all o us to have a picnic at newport news park and go to the beach and have a bonfire! we should this summer. so i was pretty mad that nigga teacher had school made me get a shirt in the office cause of what i was wearing i think she was just jealous cause i have boobs and she doesnt she was fat! stupid hoe. but its ok i got a free woodside basketball championship 2004 shirt :) hahah im so stupid i thought it was championchip not championship. im in idiot. so what about them lakerss :) hahh hell yea we're too sweet no one can see us. kobe, gasol, fisher, odom everyone nigga! im so pissed cause i made a blog before this but i did something i made a new folder thingy then deleted it so now i have to make a new blog. so to everyone thats not part of the <> do you see something you like? or someone ;) hahah cause only one of us is taken :) holler if your cute! haha its holler not holla. so me and terbear are talking about our vampire teeth, lydia knows about it. her werewolf self got bit and brusied by them :) haha im listening to terry's beautiful singing and jesse mcartney told her to leave, hhhaahah shes singing to me. damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn girlll! how you get all of that in them jeans. sorry i this is boring but we're not doing anything. Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir! i love french me and terbear are gonna learn it this summer :)

Je ne sais pas quoi écrire. adieu Je t'aime chiennes!<333

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2009-06-16T15:39:00.000-07:00

` I guess I'll be first to post, being Princess and all. I mean, DUH! You wouldn't want a tiny weenie or a girl with chlamydia to begin the official diamond blog spot right? Who cares if that weenie is the cutest one? And who gives a crap if all the guys are attracted to Miss Chlamydia? But I'm pretty sure y'all are relieved that the 'man' didn't start posting the first blog right? Especially one with dingle berries. Gross! Talk about personal hygiene. Haha. I kid, I kid. You all know I'm not really that stuck up in person. At least I shouldn't be. After all, it's not very attractive being called a ball sack from across the hallway when I'm trying to get to class. Thanks guys, you rock (sarcasm included: 50%) Now before I continue, I think I should add a little reminder to you guys (mainly to the readers who are not a part of our little invisible diamond and/or people who are not very familiar with me). As shown above, half the things I write are not to be taken seriously. Sarcasm is my body's natural defense against stupid. I also can't help my ECCWD (Extremely Corny & Cheesy Writing Disorder). I've had it ever since I picked up my first pencil and wrote my first sentence. There's no medication for it so I suggest you either skip my blogs or get over it. C: I have a feeling my blogs are going to be really long. My honey knows how much I love writing (haha). I'll try not to make them too boring, and I'll try to stick to one topic. But I dunno if I can promise that last one. Anywho-dee-doo.. since this blog is officially open I don't know where to start! Well first of all, tomorrow is our the last day of school! Can you guys believe we're going to be juniors this fall? Holy crap. We're going to have fun this summer. Let's start it off with the usual girls night "in" at Dingleberry's house sometime this week. I know Chlamydia has to babysit on Thursday, so how about Friday? Eh. I forgot I have to go over my stupid math equations for the Pre Calc exam. It wasn't that hard was it, Weenie? BLAH. Whatever. I'm just ready to start summer vacation. c: Which reminds me...did you get your AP English books yet, Dingleberry? I didn't.

Oh poop. I hate school.

You may be seated now.
*muah,
Princess Ballsack.